Where's my tuna?

Last time I checked, oceanfish was NOT tuna!

STUPID MOMMY!

This is what I'mma talkin' about right here! Look at all that beautiful fish! Imma gonna have to steal mommy's credit card tonight while she's sleeping and place me an order! All the fish in the world will be mine ALL MINE!!!!

The Reverend Kiyoshi has spoken, and so it shall be done.

Mommy and her camera were stalking me again. A cat can't have a moment's peace! As if killing off my friends weren't enough, she had to follow me around with that stupid soul sucking thing! I swear, one of these days Imma just gonna claw her eyeballs out! That'll teach her!


Yeah. I'm in the window Mommy. Minding my own. Watching my pigeons ... DO YOU MIND!


For the love of Catnip! Can't I just daydream in PEACE!

I want tuna.

She's gone and done it now! Mommy killed them!!!! She KILLED my FRIENDS! Made 'em all drink the KOOL-AID! Damn her! I had just named them all too. It's a sad day in Kiyoshi Land. A sad sad day indeed.

The fleas are dead.

I'm really mad at mommy, she keeps interfering with my artistic expression. For the last two days I have been poop drawing all over the floor. Does she appreciate this? Does she even realize how dificult it is for me to drag my butt around like that? NO! She just curses and mumbles and WIPES IT ALL UP!!! No respect for the Kiyoshi! No respect at all.

Oh and I thought I should let everyone know that I am now the Reverend Kiyoshi Neko! Yes. Thanks to the power of the internet, I am now an ordained minister! Soon I will be taking over the world!

happy birthday daddy! =^.^=

I gots me a new box! Boxes make me happy! Mommy says it was sent to me by saraquel and enech but I don't believe her cuz it sez it's from some bitch called Alice and a Cheshire Cat on it. Mommy must think me toopid and assume I dunno how to read.

Not much has been goin' on here. I would update more but as usual, mommy's always hoggin' up the 'puter and doesn't lemme on it. You'd think she'd get a clue when I go and stands ontop of it and meow at her but no. Mebbe if I poop on it, that'll work.

Speakin' of poop. I gots new litter. It's tasty and made of corn. It's the weirdest thing cuz when I pee, mah pee turns into a giant biscuit. Pisses me off cuz mommy's always gotta go and scoop it outta mah box before I can eats it! Ptooey! What's a cat gotta do around here to have some munchie food? I swear, these bi-peds will just never get it!

OOoooOO! I gots to go. It's pigeon huntin' time!

I feel for Buttercup. I do. But I still wouldn't give up my tuna for her. Does that make me selfish? Mmmmmm. Fish.

I really think I - I mean, Mommy would really like this poster. Just look at it, it's good enough to eat! Brings a tear to my eye. I was thinking of buying it for her cuz it would really make our home look extra spiff.

Now if I could only find Mommy's credit card ...

Im 12 months old today!

And Mommy is stuck in bed sick. Poor Mommy. She feels all guilty because she really wanted to celebrate today and she can't because she is all ploopy. It's ok tho, I know she loves me lots! I really wanted to catch a pigeon for Mommy on Friday to make her some soup and surprise her but I still haven't figured out how to open up the window.

I drew a picture of myself cuz my tard -- I mean, my fabulous Mommy can't take a picture of me cuz she forgot to charge the batteries to the camera:


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

I also wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my brother arany and my sister aveenia!! I hope you guys have a good day and get TUNA CAKE too! It's my brother Ba'al's birthday too, but he doesn't have a livejournal because he hasn't figured out how to turn on the computer yet! You gotta get with the program bro!!!

Its my birthday! It's my birthday! WOO!

i think mommy is trying to cough up a hairball.

A cat can dream!

my mommy is gone. she left again. she's been gone all day. she was gone all day yesterday too. something strange is going on. i overheard her talking to daddy about something called a job. i don't know what a job is but i think it stole my mommy away because she is not here. no, i don't miss her, i'm just bored and really wanna chew on her arm right now. oh well, i guess i'll go and knock everything off of the shelves again. this place is in need of some re-decorating.

For the love of Catnip! I never thought my tardtastic mommy would ever let me update my journal! I swear, that mommy of mine needs to learn the art of SHARING! Anyway, I wanted to warn everyone out there to never, and I mean NEVER pee on your mommy's floor as doing so will only get you shoved into a box and carted away to the bad place where they take balls away! Had I known then what I know now, I would have thought twice about marking up mommy's apartment. My bad. Good riddance balls, I hope you are well, wherever you are. I miss you.